This lightweight cotton tee carries a dark, deadpan humor that will click with fans of irreverent podcast comedy. The front features a stark, high-contrast portrait and bold text with a black-and-white, cutout style that reads like an inside joke. The back has a small, vintage-script logo for 'The Brandi & Billie Show', giving the shirt a low-key, merch feel. Wear it to informal meetups, live shows, or when you want to signal a sharp, sardonic sense of humor. The fabric drapes softly and keeps the print crisp, so the shirt feels lived-in from the first wear and still looks clean in photos.
Note: This design contains dark humor around self-harm; please consider your audience and local guidelines before gifting or wearing.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft all-season wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for added comfort
- DTG/DTF prints: high-contrast front portrait and sleeve/necks printed using Direct-to-Film/Direct-to-Garment methods
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
T‑Shirt — “I Don’t Always Kill Myself But When I Do I Don’t”
$25.00Price
